Why shouldn’t you trust trees?
Because they are shady.
Who won the neck decorating contest?
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Why did the bicycle fall over?
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What’s blue and not very heavy?
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What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
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I’ve been trying to come up with a good tree joke…
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How does cereal pay its bills?
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