Why couldn’t the little boy go see the pirate movie?
Because it was rated “Arrrgh!”
How does cereal pay its bills?
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Why shouldn’t you trust trees?
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What do computers eat for a snack?
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I’m reading a book about anti-gravity…
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Why did the bicycle fall over?
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What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
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