What’s blue and not very heavy?
Light blue.
What state is known for its small drinks?
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Why shouldn’t you trust trees?
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What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
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I’ve been trying to come up with a good tree joke…
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Why did the bicycle fall over?
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Why couldn’t the little boy go see the pirate movie?
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